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to wank off Last night, I lay my head upon my pillow, But stayed up late, to masturbate. Last night, I lay myself upon my bed, but I stayed awake, for pleasure's sake. You should see me working on the [short strokes], It's really grand, I use my hand; You should see me working on the long strokes, It's really neat, I use my feet. Smash it! Bash it! Pound it [on the floor]! Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door! Oh, it's so neat to [beat your meat] while sitting on the toilet seat,
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