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You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine [what goes on] on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start [thinking about it]. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If [you get it] on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again. The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel. Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
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