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Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into. Common symptoms are: 1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules. 2. Cardiac arrhythmia and [unpredictable] fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue. 3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes [everything] seem less pertinent. 4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely [the Greek gods]. There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
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