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The weight an active person gains after being removed from active duty and gets locked away in an office behind a desk indulging in copious amounts of donuts and imbibing exotic coffees; all the while being lied to by fellow coworkers just how GREAT they look.. meanwhile they look leathery and dangly in all the wrong places.
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