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A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's. If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f. Social status values: Lower Lower Class = 1 Middle Lower Class = 2 Upper Lower Class = 3 Lower Middle Class = 4 Middle Middle Class = 5 Upper Middle Class = 6 Lower Upper Class = 7 Middle Upper Class = 8 Upper Upper Class = 9 For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below. A = 3 B = 5 C = 7 D = 9 DD = 11 The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.
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