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Noun: 1) a nautical version of an [urban legend], simmular to a [fairy tale]. There are two [differences] between a Sea Story and a fairy tale: a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..." b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! " in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same. 2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.
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