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ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards [EVERYTHING]. In his clueless nature he will [inevitably] fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and [manipulative] lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself. Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
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