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A [morbidly obese] poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every [opportunity] (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most [offensive] is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.
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