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The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered [immediately] with large amounts of mindless TV such as [daytime TV], or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for [rehabilitation], and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.
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