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Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an [awkward situation]. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing. [Etymology]: “wood” stems from uses such as “[morning wood]” to indicate a hardened phallus. “Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.
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