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(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.
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