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A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a [shit stain] in the [underwear], that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to [smell your own] brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. [Eventually] you'll commit suicide.

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