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That thing when [your beautiful] bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack. She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into [your asshole], until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your [mayonnaise] all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
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