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Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be [When I was a kid] on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm 26, and I work in an office Nine 'til five's not the best, [I'll be honest] If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, [make the most of] him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!) Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though
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