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The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon. He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
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