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n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina [immediately] after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a [watered down] mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation. Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth: 1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices. 2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence. 3. [The real reason] John F. Kennedy was shot. 4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. 5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on. See also: chunky beef stew
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