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Chris TDL is a guy who seriously needs to get a job. He spends all of his time making several [alternative] accounts and writes fake articles about himself in an attempt to convince the world, and perhaps even himself, that he's a successful business man. In [reality], he's just a pathetic fraud who tells the worst lies you've ever heard. Here are some things you need to know about [Christopher] Alexandre Vaginite Taylor:

He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his [Urban Dictionary] username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.

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