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The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of [houston texas] back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 [Presidential] awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa [eating ass], escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.
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