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When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch [one of these] animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth [absolutely nothing] and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a [homeless man] for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.
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