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It all started off with with Echo saying ‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’. the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels. In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died. however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace. it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
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