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A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. ([Apparently], they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is [Jesus H. Christ]. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "[Thank you]." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
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