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Real Life Pervert. A sick and twisted [individual] who is preoccupied with sex all of the time. They will sniff your girlfriend's panties when you aren't looking, rub their dicks against the person in front of them at rock shows, and masturbate [in the bushes] outside a Planned Parenthood. Real life perverts generally have thin mustaches and messy pony tails, wear stained sweatpants and sick glasses, listen to Pat Metheny, and sometimes are very spiritual. They usually like to hang out on [the streets] of Montreal from midnight to 7 am.
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