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The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites. The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld. "There is just no denying the fun and the [versatility] of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of [the spectrum] that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly [what you need]." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
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