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When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before [blowing your load] [all over her face], thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and [elevating] her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
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