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Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly [intelligent] and is almost always correct. [Unfortunately] due to the law of [equivalent exchange] to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")
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