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A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night! The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest. Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock [in the morning]! She always magically has money to buy, and [time to go] and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette. Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink [white wine] at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
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