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A type of really [disappointing] farting in which the bowel movement only results in one popping sound instead of a tone. Instead of the smooth yet crunchy bass tone of the fart, you get one single clap of the cheek, the rectal fold followed by extreme [disappointment] and a desire to [make up for it] with one huge rip. You must honour your family and prove you are the master of the fragrant trombone, the flesh bassoon, the flatulent emperor. You shall make up for your sins.
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