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Post Traumatic Ass Disorder. A constant, [irrational fear] of your ass being harassed in a wide variety of ways, due to an inordinate amount of grabbing, spanking, poking, etc by [your friends]. The most common observable symptom of ptASSd, is never turning ones' back to anyone EVER, and NEVER bending over within anyone's reach, even if [extremely] inconvenient, so as to avoid a pen or pencil from being slipped into their buttcrack for example.
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