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A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely [functional]. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or [one of those] furry things that you put over [the driver] in your golf bag.
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