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The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/[dick cheese] in order to craft this beautiful cake. Step 1:The Harvest Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness Step 2:Prepare Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake Step 3:Feast You can eat this [particular] cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for [Valentine's Day].
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