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Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection. Dickworm is primarily caused by improper [Asian blowjob] technique or by [masturbation] with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog) There are two treatment techniques for dickworm: A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a [cheese grader]. This will almost always destroy the infection.
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