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[The Breakfast] of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early [in the morning] then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken [friendships], tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
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