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One of [the greatest] and most mysterious beings of the universe, she has been mostly known through myths and legends. A well-known one was that she was either eve from adam and eve or she had known them since they were born as her age is so incredibly vast it expands time itself. Another tale is her above human abilities, she looks like a human from some angles, but from a biological point of view, she scares most living creatures. Not only is she immune to the [cold hands] of time, but she also has elastic tits capable of hitting a target from 20m+, other known abilities are hypnotisation (in children only) and her insane level of IQ.

Little is known before the year 2000 about her. Still, during the 2000s she started to rebel and break the law, such crime includes: stealing [romance novels], lying on her CV and stealing small infants with other gang members; a known one is Mr Hooley a [psychopathic], pop culture, monster. He has escaped at least three mental wards and has a 2.0 K/D. Mrs Medd is yet to be trailed for her crimes as she evades the police swat team with ease.

She is also a goddess in most religions; it is said in their holey texts that she surpasses god in age. These aren't the most trustworthy texts though as they do mention how god died when Jesus was put [on the cross], either way, the Meddisum church is a large healthy religion spending 25 hours a day worshipping "THE MEDD".

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