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Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by [Murphy's law] as seen when you, who know [what you are] doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both. Also like to sit down [in the middle] of a good run, obstructing and ruining it. Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
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