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Orleans: some town on a giant piece of sand that tourists visit religiously.  Orleans is composed of four parts: old people, tourists, us kids (crazy and not), and more old people.  We kids are always [looking for] fun in some form of another.  One example: surfing the many pavement waves in Orleans.  Whenever we cruise [the streets] of Orleans (whether [in the way] or not of a car) our fun is noisily interrupted by the annoying sound of a car horn.  It would be no surprise that an old person, or a tourist sat behind the wheel muttering (or shouting) CRAZY KIDS!!!  Don't get the wrong picture; Orleans isn't THAT bad (honestly).  Sure, we have beaches, beaches, and beaches.  Did I mention beaches?  Tourists LOVE beaches I repeat LOVE them (with a passion).  Whenever a tourist passed by they would usually stop (recognizing you as a local) and ask for directions to the beach.  Never fails to [surprise me] to this day ([sarcastically]).  Usually locals just point towards where they know the beach is through a natural sense all Cape Coders have.  When you are at the beach you can witness MANY things.  Such as, sunsets, sun rises (less known); view fish and natural wildlife (stay away from the piping plovers though!)  Other than the beaches of Cape Cod, we have a nice little town center (which keeps the kids occupied.)  The kids of Cape Cod (in their right mind) call this place O-Town.  O-Town is a "hip" abbreviation that is used possibly to take your mind off of the old people and how they are affiliated with the (dull) name: Orleans.  Old people are cool, although there are those certain few that want to rain on everyone's parade.  You can mow their lawns for a [reasonable price] and if you're lucky score a [piece of candy] while you're at it!  In O-Town, kids like to hang out (period).  Most of us kids are misunderstood to be out "[looking for] trouble" that is often in our terms called in many different forms: fun.  Fun in O-Town consists of hanging out with your friends and going to different places such as Nicks Coin-A-Wash.  Some kids misuse their "freedom" in O-Town and vandalize.  Vandalizing is not for my friends and me.  Although most people (usually old) consider us rascals although, we are "perfect angels."  For many reasons, my experience in O-Town or Orleans for that matter, has been fun (and still is).

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