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The act of [scratching] one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or [arse crack] and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can [escalate],if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
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