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The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. [Unfortunately] not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident” These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly [schizophrenic]. When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal [transgressions] of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
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