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An extreme headache with sudden onset which occurs while wanking, but prior to orgasm. A close cousin to the coital thunderclap headache, which occurs whilst engaging in actual sex, but for the lone pleasure seeker. The headache is so sudden and severe that the recipient fears they are [having a brain] aneurysm and is in danger of imminent death. On admission to hospital the sufferer must decide whether or not to reveal to healthcare [professionals] that they were [masturbating] when they experienced the extreme pain, and may or may not want to divulge how much effort they put into finishing in the face of extreme pain.
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