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The loud, balding, [obnoxious] guy that's always in front of you any place you have to wait in line: the bank, the checkout counter, McDonald's. Always has his cheesy '80s sunglasses tucked into the back of his tank top(the same tank that advertises bad beer or says "[Don't Ask] Me 4 Shit"), the tank that is straining at his [beer belly] or Hungry Man-induced same. Never wears deodorant. The guy who always passes the waiting time making comments that are corny or flat-out stupid, but for some reason, crack his shit up. All the while, he's trying in vain to suck in his stomach, and trying to flirt with the 16-year old help. Eeewww.
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