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The common term for the ninth "planet" from the sun. known by the common man as "Pluto," Plutonitron crosses an orbit with Neptune, the eighth planet (Notice how it's not in quotes) from the sun. What most people don't know or refuse to accept (Despite the countless evidence) is that ol' Plutonitron is not actually composed of rock and gas. Plutonitron is actually a sentient being, composed primarily of metal alloys and advanced circuitry currently not comprehendible by Earth's most brilliant science people. Elon Musk currently has a 120 million dollar reward for anyone who is able to [understand] Plutonitron's hardware, composion, goals, and dreams. What does it what? Why is it here? What pronouns does Plutonitron identify with? What is Sanjaya Malakar up to these days?

As of November, 2019, Plutonitron has come under much controversy as the [environmentalist] group Planet Pals criticize the SpaceX CEO for "Whoring out this stunning, brave, and beautiful being who does not consent to the scrutiny and [judgement] of the scientific community!" The automaton rights activist group, ProBot, based out of San Francisco, California, has called Musk's reward program a "heinous bounty for the [assassination] of the blameless planet of Plutonitron. The fact that the U.N.S.C. stands idly by while this travesty is allowed to happen shows that we are at the height of celestial bigotry in [this country]."

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