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Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..

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