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"Woke" is the ideological and political equivalent of a valley girl [instagrammer] going to one Buddhist temple, hugging one Indian child, buying a sash from a [tourist trap], seeing a goat or something outside a zoo and then making a [social media] post calling themselves enlightened while posing with a checked off world-map, starbucks, a Hindu Om necklace, with #blessed #spiritual #enlightened among other obnoxious tags. Claiming oneself to be 'awake' to all things bad-bad while in reality they're just another useful idiot to power hungry marxist social justice ideologues.
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