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They call him the Chick Magnet, because every "chick" he meets is OBSESSED with him. When he walks into a room, all the ladies bow at his feet, and all the lads are so jealous because he stole their girls. An [international] man of mystery, Nootan didn't graduate from detective school and has turned to a life of darkness. He is involved in some shady stuff, man. In his free time, Nootan enjoys rejecting anime girls who make their MOVES on him. He is a quirky, dark and twisty poet, who competes in nose shows in his free time, but he has a secret. He actually hates poetry, because he is a robot, and would rather turn to a [life of crime] and blackmail. But despite all this, he is still A LADIES MAN and FLATTERS THE WOMEN he meets. Legend says that he's had over 300 [GIRLFRIENDS] and 2000 people have FALLEN for him but he only accepts the FINEST. [Family life]: Literally nobody knows. He's a secretive man. Has a brother (allegedly- could be his partner in crime) who lives on a goat farm with a much older lady. Person 1: Omg have you heard of Nootan and his super awesome goat farmer brother Person 2: No please impart your wisdom Person 1: He is soooooo cool Person 2: He sounds Dreamy! We should pursue him
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