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(n) The result of years of routine [masturbation] due to an inability [to get laid]. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form [over time]; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color. (adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).
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