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A booster is an [individual] you look at and wonder how they get through every [single day]. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly [hit the curb], landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with [everything] and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.

Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for [going blind], something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.

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