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The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from [the underworld] to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be [what you are] [looking for]. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
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