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The many ways and postures in which a man can [have a piss]. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions. 1: The Classic This one needs no [introduction]. Begin [standing up], with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate. 2: Squats Squat over target. Begin urine stream. 3: Parkour (basic) Stand a few feet away from target. Piss. 4: Advanced Parkour Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object. 5: Freestyle Make one up! It's easy.
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