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Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors. Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting. When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.

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