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A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall [white socks], and sandals (usually sourced from your local [convenience store] although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are [reminiscent] of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.
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