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Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals. 1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can. 2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you 3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it 4. Don’t piss on the floor 5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush 6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal 7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass. 8. Look straight at the wall while pissing. 9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
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